Savage Lizard
The Savage Lizard's Lair

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I am re-doing the site using new software, so bear with me while I migrate the old site over a piece at a time.


July 23 , 2008

So I throw on ESPN this morning to find out there was a big brawl in the WNBA. They show footage of various activities that could only loosely be described as "brawling." The entire thing left me with only one thought...

There's a WNBA?


July 12 , 2008

Well shit!

Thursday, July 3rd I was out on my motorcycle, nice day, just running errands, nothing crazy. Everything was done, I was almost home, and I had already told myself it was the last time on the bike until after OMBAC. I approached the intersection, needing to turn left, done it a million times. But as I watched the stale green light to make sure it didn't turn red before I got to the intersection, I wasn't watching the road, and I missed that small patch of loose gravel and dirt. Just like that I was on the ground, a big hole in my knee, blood seeping out. My shoulder hurt and I couldn't get up. Luckily, there were no cars behind me, so I didn't get run over. A bunch of people jumped out of their cars to help me, blocked off traffic, and called an ambulance.

I spent a bunch hours in the emergency room getting x-rayed, and having various other things done. When it was all said and done I had a dislocated left shoulder, 13 staples in my left knee to close the gash, a burn on my right calf from the exhaust pipe, a twisted left ankle, and assorted scrapes and road rash.

No OMBAC for me this year, the first one I will miss since I started playing it in 1993. Out of softball for the season, and no golf for awhile. It's now a week later, and stuff is starting to feel better, but I have several more weeks of the left arm in an immobilizer.

Lessons we learned from this story: Don't ride your motorcycle with shorts on, and pay attention to the road. I have been riding motorcycles since I was 17, and this is the first accident I've ever had. It's also the last, as I am now retired from motorcycle riding. I got pretty jacked up while going fairly slow. I have no desire to see what happens if you are going faster, or if you actually hit something.


June 2008 Gay Marriage
March 2008 CSI: Miami
October 2007 Let's Waste Money!
July 2007 2007 OMBAC Re-cap
June 2007 Album Cover Gayness
April 2007 Aloha Don Ho
March 2007 Getting Old Sucks A Bold New Tradition?
December 2006 Five Things You Wouldn't Think You Have To Tell People, But I Guess You Do
November 2006 Chickenshit Tickets
October 2006 The Burro Incident
September 2006 General Update
July 2006 Got an Original Fucking Idea? 2006 OMBAC Re-caps
May 2006 Super Mondo Edition DVD Scam   Biggest Pieces of Shit on the Planet
April 2006 That Bastard Tiger Woods!  NASCAR for Dummies
March 2006 Oscar Winning "song"
February 2006 Recommended Bands  Vibrating Massagers  Mountain Bike Ad
January 2006 San Bernardino County Sheriffs  The Wormstraddler Saga
December 2005 Hankies  NFL Memo  WTF? at Jack in the Box  What is Important
August 2005 X-Games  "Extreme" Donuts
July 2005 4th of July  2005 OMBAC Re-caps   "Dancing With the Stars"  NFL Owners