Savage Lizard
The Savage Lizard's Lair

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The Lame List

Some things are just lame, here is a list of some that occur to me (in no particular order of lameness):

  • Anything with "attitude."

  • White guys with dreadlocks.

  • The term "happy camper" (unless used in conjunction with a happy person who is actually camping).

  • Anything that is "extreme."

  • The "can you hear me now" guy in the Verizon commercials.

  • Referring to things as "puppies" (unless referring to baby dogs).

  • Old white people in movies using hip-hop terms in an effort to make them look hip, or as weak attempts at humor.

  • Piercings in your face (do you people not realize how fucking retarded you look?)

  • The Chevy Avalanche.

  • The Cadillac Escalade version of the Chevy Avalanche (just as lame, but it costs a lot more money).

  • Wearing sunglasses indoors.

  • 43-year old rock star wannabes, who lie about their age like a chick, and threaten to sue you like a big pussy if you make fun of their incredibly lame, gay sounding band name.

  • Hummers (the overpriced, box-shaped, "look at me, I'm so rugged even though this thing hasn't seen so much as a dirt road" vehicle, definitely not the other thing).